The lights were off, I was alone, and I was beatin' it like it owed me money. And I thought to myself

Why am I making eggs in the dark?

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A few men are waiting in line for ice cream

It was a beautiful sunny day and while the sun stayed shining it began to rain (something that doesn't happen that often)

An old white man at the front of the line turns back to everyone else and says

"Here in America we used to say "The devil's been beatin' his wife" when the weather ...

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