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Beat Your Meat Jokes

If you beat your meat on an airplane...

Is that considered hi-jacking?

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Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg

A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job

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I wasn't allowed to eat dessert tonight til after I masterbated...

Because how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

What do competitive butchers say to each other?

I will beat your meat!

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