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Bear Walks Into A Bar Jokes

a bear walks into a bar and says, "give me a whiskey and... cola"

"why the big pause?" Asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

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A bear walks into a bar...

The bear says: “I’d like a whiskey and............................coke please.

Bartender says: “Why the big pause?”

Bear replies: “I was born with them.”

Edit:
Thanks for the upvotes! I actually lived this joke right before posting while making dinner for my kids (changed t...

A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar and sits by the counter, waiting for the bartender to attend to him.

Bartender asks. "What would you like to drink?"

The bear replies, " A whiskey and...."

The bartender raises an eyebrow.

The bear continues after a thought. "... And a coke"
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So, a bear walks into a bar.

The barkeep says, "What'll it be, sir?"
The bear replies,"I'll have a .. ... .... ..rum and Coke."
to which the barkeep asks,"What's with the big pause?"
The bear looks down a bit confused and answers, "I dunno, I guess I was born with them?"

A bear walks into a bar.



The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

The bear says "I'd like a rum and coke."

The bartender gives the bear a strange look and says, "Wait, I remember you from a previous joke. What happened to the big pause?"

The bear said, "I lost one in a trap."

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A Koala bear walks into a bar...

He's sitting at the bar and hitting on women all night but can't get anyone to express interest in him. Finally near closing time an attractive woman pays attention to him. She explains that she's a hooker and is willing to give him a try. They have a few drinks and walk back to her place nearby. Th...

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender responds, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."

The bear rears back a little and growls, "I don't care. I'm a bear and I want a beer."

The bartender calmly replies, "I'm sorry, but as I said, we don't serve bears beer ...

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