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Bear And Rabbit Jokes

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Bear and Rabbit

A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the forest, and the bear turned to the rabbit and said, we eat a lot of the same things, I'm curious, does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit replied, the one good thing about being so fluffy is shit never sticks to my fur. With that the bear promptly picked...

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Bear and rabbit

Bear and rabbit are in woods eating berries. Bear ask the rabbit “ when you shit does it stick to your fur” Rabbit say sharply “noooo”.Bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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Bear and rabbit get wishes

Bear and rabbit were just walking through the forest, as a fairy apearred. it granted both 3 wishes.
bears first wish was, to make every bear girl in this forest like only him. the rabbit on the other hand just wanted a very fast harley.
second wish from bear was that every bear girl on the wh...

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NSFW: Bear and Rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.

Bear asks Rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit says no.

So Bear picks Rabbit up and wipes his ass with him.

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[long] A bear and a rabbit...

<Prologue>


A bear is taking a shit in the woods one day when a rabbit comes by.

. The bear asks "hey rabbit, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?


" no" says the rabbit.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit..


<rabbit wil...

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A rabbit and a bear find a genie in the woods

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when they trip over a magic lamp. The genie pops out of the lamp and stops them both. He says, “I don’t know who called me out so I’ll give you each three wishes.”

The bear and rabbit both start thinking about their wishes and the bear looks at the...

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Bear and Rabbit

A bear and a rabbit both live in the woods. The two have been friends for as long as they can remember; they go everywhere with each other and do everything together.

One day, as they wander the woods, they find a magic genie lamp. They eagerly rub the lamp and out comes a genie. He says in ...

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Bear and rabbit are walking through the forest...

and they come across a golden turtle. The turtle looks at them and says "i don't run into many people any more but when i do i give them each 3 wishes, and that is what i am doing for you."

so bear thought long and hard about his first wish and had an idea. "i wish all of the bears in the fo...

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods

This is going on for weeks. Every day they run through the same clearing until one day they kick over a mound of dirt and uncover a genie’s lamp.

The genie pops out of his lamp and says “I’ve been listening to you two running through this forest for weeks now! I will grant both of you 3 wishe...

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A bear is chasing a rabbit around a dead hollow tree.

They are causing lots of commotion. Eventually a forest spirit rises from the tree.

“You two have woken me from my slumber. If you promise to go away I will grant you both three wishes”

The bear and rabbit instantly agree.

The spirit asks the bear for his first wish.

“I w...

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