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What do you call a half Mexican half German person?

A Beaner Schnitzel.

What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy?

Jelly Beaners

Two Mexican immigrants...

Two Mexican immigrants compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks.

After three weeks, the Mexicans meet again at a Denny's.

The first Mexican makes his case by saying: "Every day I take my son to football practice and my daughter to cheerleading classes. I've rece...

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