If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Bad at following directions.
Women tell me “Just be yourself, be more confident.”
I’m like... jeez pick one!
Society: Be yourself.
Also society: No, not in that way.
Somebody once gave me advice on dating to “just be yourself” and “be the true you”...
...he was an actor.
Be yourself, because no one else can!
Except identity thieves. They can be you too.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey, that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. ...
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