I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot

Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B

I adopted a dog that used to be owned by a blacksmith...

As soon as I got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.

It's a little know fact that the Kraken cannot be owned, only rented.

Re-lease the Kraken.

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I pulled this out of my ass one day but here goes....

My dad: I’ve seen that news girl on another weather channel.

Me: They must be owned by the same umbrella company.

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