UPJOKE

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot

Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B

I adopted a dog that used to be owned by a blacksmith...

As soon as I got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.

I recently bought a car on ebay that used to be owned by Bonnie Tyler.

It's terrible.

Every now and then it falls apart.

The house I live in used to be owned by one of the worlds most famous dentists

To commemorate this there is no Plaque

It's a little know fact that the Kraken cannot be owned, only rented.

Re-lease the Kraken.

I bought this sweet car online

Turns out it used to be owned by Neil Diamond

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