I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore
He said "Fine, suit yourself"
A Hindu man, a Rabbi, and Lawyer are walking together on a journey. They realize they will be needing a place to stay so they stop at a lonely farmhouse. The lawyer knocks on the door.
A farmer opens the door and, seeing the three men in front of him, asks "How may I help you?"
The lawyer as the nominated spokesperson says, "We three humble travelers are seeking a place to sleep. We need no food, just a bed."
The farmer replies, "I only have two beds. One...
Looking back on 10 years of marriage
Wanted to save this story for one of my favorite subs.
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break the monotonous “first date” vibe of coffee or drinks so we decided to go to a local apiary to help transpla...
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For those of you that never heard an ending to Bender's joke from the movie The Breakfast Club.
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar and the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The blonde says "as a matter of fact, make it a double scotch on the rocks! I was just drying off af...