On his very first shot, The atheist shanks the ball and angrily shouts, “God Damnit, I missed!”
Then the Christian warns the Atheist, “you should be careful with your words.”
“Yeah, yeah…”
So they continue playing, many times though out the day, The atheist would miss a shot and...
Two German platoons meet in a training camp.
One General asks the other:
"General, how do you keep your soldiers so tall and strong?"
"Easy" replies the other "I castrate them all!"
"How do you do that, General?" Inquires the first.
"With couple of stones!!" Answers proudly the second General.
"Isn't it too...
"I'm not a fool..."
An illiterate man loses his cheque book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your cheque book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: I am not a fool... I already signed all the cheques, so there is no space to forge my...
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