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What was the Flashlight arrested for ?

Battery charges

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

I went to jail for plugging in my phone

It was a battery charge.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

Did you hear what happened to Lithium?

He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.

The hardware store was having a sale on batteries the other day.

If you bought a battery charger, theyโ€™d give you a battery, free of charge!

Why doesn't Trump's campaign manager answer his phone?

Unlike him it doesn't have battery charge.

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