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Bathroom Wall Jokes

Written on bathroom wall

Three things I hate:

1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Sarcasm

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Read this on a bathroom wall...

When I was young and had no sense.

I pissed on an electric fence

It shocked my dick,

it shocked my balls

And made me shit in my overalls

Found On A Bathroom Wall

Here I sit
taking a dump,
Giving birth
to another Trump

There’s a hole in the women’s bathroom wall at the police station

The detectives are looking into it

Just arrived home and found a beautiful woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache..."

I thought to myself....She's a Bonnie Tyler.

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Man goes to buy a house

a man goes to buy a house, and he found one very good looking one. it was near the beach, it was big and it was cheap. So the man goes to see the house with the seller. They tour the house and it looks like it is everything he coud want, big, cheap and great view. when they arrive to the bathroom th...

A night of drinking

After a night of heavy drinking at the bars, 3 girls meet up the next day to recall their drunkin night

Girl 1: I was so drunk last night when I got home I blew chunks for hours!

Girl 2: That’s nothing! When I got home I couldn’t even make it to the toilet and threw up all over my bath...

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