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Bath Time Jokes

bath time

A young boy is taking a bath. He discovers playing with his weiner is fun.
All of a sudden, his dad walks in and catches him.
Dad says "boy, u better quit playing with that thing or you'll go blind".
His son replies" Dad, im over here".

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Bath time

A boy was examining his testicles while his mom was giving him a bath and asked "Are these my brains?"

She replied "Not yet"

Bath time

Wanna hear a clean joke?

Billy took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Bubbles was a clown...

Which bath time toy steals your soap?

The Robber Ducky

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I’m not a little boy any more

On a boys birthday he says to his mother I’m not a little boy anymore, the mother nods and understands.

Well, the mother says for dinner I guess you don’t want chicken nuggets anymore.

No, no, no, says the boy but instead I can have a grown up knife and fork.

Well, the mother s...

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