My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.
I compromised and bought her a toaster.
You hear about the Polish terrorist at the spa?
He came in with bath bombs strapped to his chest
How do terrorists prefer to bathe?
...with bath bombs.
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