Why do basketball players struggle to get women pregnant?
Because they dribble so much before they shoot.
Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation.
Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.
Why do birds make bad basketball players?
They're always committing fowls.
Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel
What’s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?
Basketball players get actual injuries.
Basketball players don't like to leave their home town
We hate travelling so much.
Why do male basketball players have a problem going to the bathroom?
Because they just can't stop dribbling.
I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass
All they do is dribble.
Do you know what athletes I really look up to?
Basketball players
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