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A Russian goes to a therapist...

[Old joke]. A Russian goes to a therapist:

The therapist asks, "So tell me about the last time you had ."

The Russian replies, "Last month, I have with horse."

The therapist is taken aback, "Um... so tell me, how long have you been having relations with um.. barn an...

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Bill Cosby went hunting

Bill Cosby went hunting in the mountains with his banker and lawyer, but their car broke down on the return trip. While hiking back to civilization, they came across a very small farmhouse, and asked to use the phone. The local towing company couldn't do anything until the next day, but the farmer g...

Guitar Horse

A horse and his mother are in the barn watching TV when an ad comes on. It's for a music school that can teach anyone to play any insturment, guaranteed. The horse has always wanted to be play the guitar, so he calls them up.

"Hey, I want to learn to play the guitar," he says, "Can you teach ...
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