I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal.
Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands.
"Barely legal".
Because "almost underage" sounds a bit creepy.
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I looked at my roommate's search history. Apparently he's into forbidden desserts?
He keeps searching for "barely legal cream pies."
What is a pervert’s favorite kind of stationery?
A Barely Legal Pad
I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again...
She's barely legal...
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