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I am over 18

I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal.

Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands.

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"Barely legal".

Because "almost underage" sounds a bit creepy.

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I am over 18

I looked at my roommate's search history. Apparently he's into forbidden desserts?

He keeps searching for "barely legal cream pies."

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What is a pervert’s favorite kind of stationery?

A Barely Legal Pad

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I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again...

She's barely legal...

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