I said, "You're welcome", as I put a plate in the dishwasher. My wife said, "Wow, thanks for doing the bare minimum."
I responded, "Hey, it's the least I could do."
An overachiever, regular person, and a person who does the bare minimum walk into a bar.
Or rather, the overachiever walks under the bar, the regular guy walks into the bar, and the slacker trips on the bar.
A peeny pinching dad was throwing his daughter a sweet 16 birthday
He wanted her to have a nice party but didn't want to spend a lot of money. He made all the arrangements at the bare minimum to satisfy his daughter's wishes, everything except the cake.
"Why not get it ordered from an nice bakery?" his wife suggested.
He called all around town and...
What do you call a naked dwarf?
The bare minimum
How To Translate Work Emails
I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up...
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A magician had a residency in Vegas for 50 years.
Apart from being a very good magician specializing in slight of hand and “look over there while I do this over here” type tricks, he was also known for being a womanizer who was exceptionally good at getting women to leave after he was finished with them. Every time he would finish a performance, he...
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