Bar Room Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bar Room Jokes

What's the difference between a "Bar room" and a "BARROOM"?

A Bar Room is a place to get a drink.

A BARROOM is an elephant's fart.

Billy saw the barn was ablaze, sprinted down the street, burst into a bar room full of gunslingers and shouted "Fire! Fire!"

And they did.

A tourist driving across rural England decided to stay the night in a small town.

The only place with rooms available was a quaint English pub, The George and Dragon, which had a lovingly painted sign with a Knight beside a defeated dragon blowing in the evening breeze.

Entering the bar room, which while empty had a roaring fire against the back wall, leather padded booths...

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Divorcee

Heard this from a friend a couple years back...

A man named Ted has recently been divorced. It was ugly; his wife got the dog, the nice house in the suburbs and the car, and Ted is forced to stay in a motel in an even shittier part of town. Depressed and with nothing left to lose, Ted...

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