"How much do you want to deposit?" asks the bank employee.
Whispers the man, "Three million."
"You can speak up," says the bank clerk. "In Switzerland, poverty is not a disgrace."
A man is talking to a sperm bank employee...
Man: "Thank you for that glass of milk earlier."
Sperm bank employee: "What glass of milk?"
Man: "The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk."
Sperm bank employee: "Oh my god."
Man: "What?"
Sperm bank employee: "You drank my glass of milk."
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A man deposits $1,000 cash into his bank account every day
The bank employees start getting a little suspicious and tell the manager about the customer. The manager tells them to let him know next time he makes a deposit. Surely enough, the next day, he comes with 1k in cash to deposit into his account. The tellers tell the man that the manager would like t...
A Lawyer Walked Into a Bank to Get a Loan...
...and a bank employee assisted him with the requirements. The employee asked, "How much are you going to borrow, sir?"
"Five thousand dollars," the lawyer said.
"And when do you intend to pay it?" the bank employee asked.
"In 30 days."
"Okay, sir, we have a standard 18% ...
A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer...
He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything ...
A frog goes to get a bank loan.
He hops up on the desk of Patricia Whack, one of the bank employees, and says, “I want to borrow $500,000.”
Patricia says, “Well that’s a lot!”
Frog says, “It’s okay, my dad’s Mick Jagger.”
“That’s nice,” Patricia answers, “but if you want to borrow that much, the bank needs som...
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