How do you know when there’s a banjo player at the front door?
He’s got the wrong key and he doesn’t know when to come in.
What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?
A tattoo.
What's the difference between a banjo player terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Bonus joke:
What's the difference between a banjo and an AK-47?
>!The AK only repeats thirty times.!<
What's the difference between a banjo player and a squashed toad on the side of the road?
There is a slim possibility that the toad was on its way to a gig.
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...
everybody leaves.
A couple of banjo jokes
Q: What's perfect pitch?
A: Tossing a banjo into a dumpster and not hitting the sides.
Q: What's the difference between a busload of banjo players and a busload of frogs?
A: More likely than not, the busload of frogs is going to a gig.
Getting the gig.
There was a last-minute New Year’s Eve gig that opened up, that was taken by a tuba player and a banjo player.
They rocked the house all night, and when the gig was ending, the host asked if they would do the gig the following year.
The banjo player said, “ We’d LOVE to!!! … Can we lea...
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Canoe
Three explorers - a preacher, a poet and a banjo player - are lost in the jungle and captured by a tribe of cannibals.
The cannibals tell the three they will be sacrificed to provide skins for the tribal canoes - and because this is such an important and sacred ritual, each of them can make...
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