Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang"
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity
She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!
Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"
My next door neighbor banged on my door at 3:00 am last night.
Fortunately, I was wide awake, playing my bagpipes on the back porch at the time.
My next door neighbor is Bulimic and she was making so much noise last night, that I banged on the wall and shouted...
"For goodness sake, keep it down!"
My ex-girlfriend's father, a 6'4" retired marine, angrily banged on my door last week.
I opened it and he said, "My daughter came back home crying and penniless because of you!"
"Sir?" I asked.
"When you told me she was old enough to move out of our house, I was skeptical..."
"Yes, sir"
"But you talked to me man to man, looked me in the eye and told me you ...
My wife asked me "do I look fat in these jeans?"
I said "promise not to be mad whatever I say?"
She replied "yes of course!"
I said "I banged your sister".
A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began...
...One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. They then did so the following day and the day after that, until finally the retiree decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walke...
I banged my third cousin this week
My brother said I should stop counting
I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission....
I never should have given dad my username.
Hear about the girl who banged her philosophy professor for a better grade?
He was deep in thot.
Jim, who was late to everything, was drafted. Sure enough, in boot camp, he was last in line to get a rifle.
When it was his turn, the quartermaster said, “I’m sorry but we’re all out of rifles.” Jim said, “How can I do the drills then?” The quartermaster replied, “Take this stick and when it’s time to shoot, yell ‘Bangety Bang Bang!’ Go get a bayonet on it and maybe it’ll look better.” But, again, Jim was...
i banged a midwife once..
and i must say she delivered ...ba dum tisss
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
