…was trying to teach a new orchestral piece for their upcoming concert. Knowing that the head of the school board was going to be in attendance, the band teacher was under a significant amount of pressure to make a good impression, lest he risk having the funding for the arts and music programs cut....
(Stolen from my band teacher) I broke up with my console recently,
It’s now my ex-box. It wasn’t anything personal I just wanted a switch.
Why'd the band teacher go to jai?
Because he fingered A-minor
I asked my band teacher to raise my F.
He gave me an FF instead.
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A band teacher is giving a quiz to her class where you have to guess the name of a famous song based on a clue.
She starts with the easy clues: "Comedian".
"The Entertainer!" one of the flute players says immediately.
Then the teacher goes to a slightly more difficult clue: "Metal container is able to".
"The Cancan!" a saxophone player responds instantly.
Pleased with the results s...
Not a joke, but a very funny story
I will never forget this story my percussion teacher, who is from the UK, told us in band class back in 2003.
In America, everyone knows when we say rubbers, we mean condoms. Well apparently, the British refer to erasers as rubbers, for good reason because erasers are indeed rubbery. But that...
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