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Balls Of Steel Jokes

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Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians

Sometimes Ukrainian saboteurs try to pass off as Russian troops. The easiest way to identify them is to remove their pants and examine their genitalia. All Ukrainians have balls of steel. Even women.

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A doggo was born without hind legs, but had balls of steel...

They named him Sparky

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Balls of Steel

Two wrestlers an American and a Russian were the finialists in the World Championship event.

They were preparing to meet each other in the final round and the American coach was giving instructions to his star wrestler.
The coach was saying, "Beware of the Russian and his famous hold - the...

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Given that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week....

Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the Super Bowl tonight had better have balls of steel.

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The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel...

But he's got a Mike Rowe penis.

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Balls of Steel - or - A man goes to the doctor...

... and after the examination the doctor says: "I am concerned. I seems to me that one of your testicles is composed of wood and the other one is composed of steel."

The man doesn't believe what he just heard: "That can't be true! That is impossible! I never had
an operation and by the way...

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My buddy’s girlfriend walked in on him getting a blowjob from another woman

He didn’t even apologise or anything, just looked her in the eye and said “It’s not my fault, her tongue piercing got magnetically attracted to me.”

That dude must have balls of steel.

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My X-ray experience

Just went for an x-ray and the radiologist asked if I had any metal implants.



I replied: nothing much just balls of steel.

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2 guys are watching a naked man free fall from a cliff

one guy says: I thought he was crazy at first, but now I realise he has got balls of steel

the other says: Yes, i know. And its making him fall even faster!!


(original joke, hope you like!!)

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How brave are wrecking cranes?

They've got balls of steel.

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