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Ballot Paper Jokes

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What is the difference between 69 and a ballot paper ?

In 69 you have to look at only one asshole.

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I often wonder how so many Americans voted for Trump... And then I figured...

They probably all drew a massive cock on their ballot paper.

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Voting is compulsory in Australia. But sometimes politicians complain when people mess up their ballot papers.

Last time I wrote "you fuckers ruined the country" on mine.

Not sure which party will honestly try to claim that vote.

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