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Clowns can no longer afford their ballons

because of inflation

Why do hot air ballons use burners and not steam?

Because Fireflies and Waterfalls

Ballons

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.

Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”

Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Son: Really? Because Uncle...

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