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Bada Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb in a bada-Bing?

Bada-Bing-bada-boom!

Three nuns die in a car crash

They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.”
He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpet...

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why don't Italians like Jehova's Witnesses?

They don't like ANY witnesses! Bada-Bing!

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THE MERMAID

WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS?
BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!!
BADA BUM !!!

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Bob goes to the doctor with a bump on his forehead.

He says to the doctor, "I got this red lump. What do you think?"
The doc runs a few tests and comes back looking flabbergasted.
"Bob this is incredible..."
"What is it?! Am I going to be okay?"
"It's like a ufo. I've only ever read about it but you never actually see one, this is amazin...

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