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Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”

“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So th...

I feel bad that nobody’s checking up on Coca Cola’s well-being.

When everyone asks if Pepsi is okay.

Russian leadership has gotten so bad that even mystics are mocking it

They razz Putin.

The last Airbender was so bad that

Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.

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Wife goes to the doctor complaining that her husband farts unbelievably in his sleep. It smells so bad that it has become unbearable sleeping in the same room.

She tells the doctor that her husband won't come to see a doctor because he doesn't believe he has a farting problem.

Doctor suggests some pills but the wife refuses saying that the husband won't take them. The doctor, confused as why then she is there, tells her jokingly, "why don't you the...

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My luck is so bad that..

If it was raining pussy I’d get hit by a dick.

Our soccer team is so bad that our opponents hit the bar three times in the first half of today’s match.

They could have at least waited till the end to celebrate.

This joke about the fibonacci sequence is so bad that

it's as bad as the last two combined

The movie I was watching was so bad that I had to walk out.

Unfortunately, the flight attendant told me that she can’t open the doors mid-flight.

Did you hear that President Trump’s poll numbers Are so bad that he might resign?

Yeah, that makes this the second election trump doesn’t expect to win.

Did you know things are so bad that even Capt. Jack Sparrow has had trouble making ends meet?

He can barely afford to keep a skeleton crew.

Alabama sucks so bad that they had to force people to be born there!

Alabama sucks so bad that they had to force people to be born there.

Whats your best "This is so bad that ____" joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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