If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...
....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
People with bad teeth are the real winners
They even have the plaque to prove it
Why do all methheads have bad teeth?
They only brush them before sleeping
Why do philosophers have bad teeth?
Because they don’t get transcendental plans.
I have a joke or 2 about bad teeth coming
Brace yourselves
I'm not saying that my ex-wife has bad teeth,
but she smiled in Tesco once and the barcode scanner thought she was a set of saucepans.
I'm not saying that the people in my city have bad teeth...
But a guy just went through the self scan checkout at Wal-Mart, smiled and the barcode scanner picked it up as an electric crockpot.
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