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Bad Pickup Jokes

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Bad pickup line #197

You should collect wine vats, because you’ve got a beautiful butt.

[Bad Pickup Line] I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight...

but I'm the only one talking to you...

Bad pickup line: Dang girl, you smell like garbage...

Can I take you out?

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you,

Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too

What do you call a bunch of rednecks driving the wrong way down a one way street?

A bad pickup line.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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