An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "Whats wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says," I married a beautiful woman two days ago. Shes a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous coo...
I have really bad memory
I'm never buying computer parts from Walmart again
The best thing about having a bad memory is you can never remember why you're sad.
It's a little sad to be honest.
My family is always irritated by my bad memory. "Where's the keys?" I forgot it. To all guys and gals who have a similar condition and know what I'm feeling right now, I present this joke that makes irritation fade away and smiles appear...
I forgot it.
IT Director to IT Intern: Here, take these sticks of RAM.
IT Intern: What are these for? IT Director: You don’t remember? IT Intern: No…? IT Director: That must be some bad memory you have there…
What is the secret to a good marriage?
A bad memory.
Two sclerotic grannies are coming back from the cinema.
They encounter a grandson of one of them, who asks: - "Hi grandma, what movie did you watch at the cinema?" The old lady tries to remember the word she wants to say, but has trouble due to her bad memory, so she tries to guide the boy with the hints. - "Umm... It's that thing that sticks fr...
Three old ladies talking...
... one of them says: “I'm starting to have a bad memory. Yesterday i forgot if i already had lunch, so i did it again anyway”. The second one complements: “Me too. I was awake for about 10 minutes, forgot if i had sleep, and slept again anyway”. The third one, trying to hide her memory problems, s...
Just some funny one-liners
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...
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Brilliant One-liners
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
I used to be indecisive....
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