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Bad Math Grade

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today."
His father replies, "What happened?"
The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said 6.'"
The father replies, "Well, that's correct."
The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, '...

A bad math joke I came up with

A little boy sees something way up in the sky and runs to his mom to ask her what it is. She points the boy to his father and tells him to ask him so the boy runs over to his father and asks what is in the sky. The father can't answer either but points the boy to his uncle saying he should be able ...

60% of the jokes I submit to reddit are bad math puns.

and 50% are bad math.

Timmy comes home with a bad maths test result

Dad: "If your next test result is bad, I won't think you as my son."


A few days later


Dad: "How was your history test?"

Timmy: "Who the hell are you?"

Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms.

Student: what if they don't reciprocate?

Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good.

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