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Bad Marriage Jokes

Teaching is a lot like a bad marriage.

You never get your needs met, but you stay in it for the kids.

The company hires a new man.

He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but
instead of showing up, he calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss excuses
him.

Man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly
impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.

The next Monday, he once...

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