I went to a potluck the other night and brought some salami to share.
My friends looked at me confused and said "We told you to bring sashimi, not salami".
I apologized and explained that my herring was bad.
Three old friends, all with very bad hearing, meet on the corner.
“Isn’t it windy?” the first man asks.
“No,” says the second, “it’s Thursday.”
“Agreed,” says the third man, “let’s go grab a beer.”
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Best joke I’ve ever seen
It was a rainy night, 7th of October 2009 if I recall correctly, I was in camp with my friend roasting 2 marshmellow bags we bought, beautiful sight of the river, he told me this one thing that’s stuck with me:
“Did you know too much sex can cause bad eyesight, bad hearing, inability to recei...
an old lady goes to the doctor complaining she is farting all the time
But at least they are silent and without any smell.
he gives her a pill and tell her to come back in a week.
after a week she returns and tells him "i still fart a lot but now they smell awful!!"
the doctor tells her "great... now that we fixed your smelling issue, lets addr...
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