My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut
I said, "why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"
Today my hairdresser gave me a bad haircut
But i think it is growing on me
Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?
About 3 weeks.
What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?
A-patchy scalping
"I really don't think you have a case, sir," said the detective as my wife washed her hair and cried from the bathroom.
"How can you say that?!" I demanded. "That hairstylist is a monster!"
"Look, sir, I can't just go around arresting every barber that gives a bad haircut." He glanced at his notes. "Even if he made her 'look like Captain Kirk.'"
"I never said he made her look like Captain Kirk!" I barke...
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