Bad eye sight (Possibly a repost but I didn't want to keep scrolling past page 30276 to confirm)
Patient: “doctor i think my eye sight is deteriorating. I cant see very far”
Doctor: “really? come over to the window. Now what is that big round yellow thing in the sky?”
Patient: “well that's the sun”
Doctor: “yep! so how much further do you want to see”
I have some bad eye puns.
But my friend's are cornea.
Guy has a bad eye pain
Guy has a bad eye pain, he goes to the doctor and explains the strange pain he gets in his eye everytime he drinks coffe. Sometimes his left others times his right eye.
The doctor finds nothing worng, he suggests an excercise where he will have coffee and all the extras in his office , then ...
What do you say after telling a really bad eye joke?
Corny uh?
An Australian with two bad eyes may not be the best at making you feel good...
But an Aussie with one good eye might...
What do you call a deer wearing glasses?
Bad eye deer.
Who do Australians hunt with one eye?
Because a bad eye can’t
But a good-eye-might
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