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Bad Day At Work Jokes

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Having a bad day at workā€¦

An associate goes to the bar in the top floor of his high rise office building and orders a drink. The place is empty except for the bartender and a lone man at the other end of bar. While staring into his drink, he canā€™t help but notice the other guy pound 4 shots.
ā€œMustā€™ve had a worse day than...

A bad day at work

A circumcision surgeon walks into a bar and orders a beer. "This has to be the worst day of my life. My job is over," he says to the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got the sack." he replies.

Paddy's bad day at work...

Paddy the irishman is at work, gets a call from his boss in the office.
paddy goes into the office & takes the call, comes out 5 mins later looking very sad & upset.

The boss says: what on earth happened paddy?

Paddy: The hospital in London just rang up & told me my mo...

After a bad day at work, where does a bomb technician go?

Everywhere

A stork gets home after a bad day at work and is chilling with his wife.

How was work dear? she asked.
I had a really big baby today and I dropped him because he was to heavy.
Oh you silly goose,she says...the heavy babies are always delivered by crane.

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