Did you hear about that girl from Boston who got in trouble for being a bad dancer?
She told her parents that she was an erratic dancer.
A man finally gets the girl of his dreams
After she yes to dating him, he’s so ecstatic he takes her to the mall to go shopping. And after a few minutes of shopping, he notices the line for the cashier stretched long, around the mall. But he’s too excited to care for long.
Next his girlfriend suggests lunch, which both are quite hung...
The dancing aliens (LONG)
On the first contact mission to Mars two astronauts where sent up to make contact with the other worldly beings. After 300 long days in the space ship the astronauts finally landed on Mars what they saw deeply surprised them they saw 2 beautiful humanoid figures welcoming them with open arms. The as...
I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner.
Wife - "I don't know."
Me, throwing out something completely random - "How about roast canard." (french for duck)
Wife - "What's a canard?"
Me - "Same as a mallard." (type of duck)
Wife - "What's a mallard?"
Me - "Same as a drake." (male duck)
Wife - "So, r...
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