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Bad Cook Jokes

My girlfriend's such a bad cook,

she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.

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Bad cooking and sex

Husband: Your cooking is pretty pathetic despite watching cooking shows on TV.

Wife: You watch Porn but do I complain?

I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook

If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

A man comes home to his wife, upset.

"Listen, dear..." he tells her. "I'm afraid we'll have to divorce."

"What? Why?"

"They say you've had too many men before me."

The wife thinks for a moment:

"I don't understand," she says. "Am I a bad cook?"

"No, of course not! You are a marvelous cook, better than...

Why are natural red heads so rare?

Because god is a bad cook

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