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Bad Comedian Jokes

What's a similarity between a guy in a wheelchair and a bad comedian

They can't do standup

How many bad comedians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?

Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.

I have a muslim friend who's a really bad comedian

You could say that all of his jokes bombed

What did one bad comedian say to the other?

... sorry I can't remember the punchline...

a bad comedian trips and falls

and he shouts "help, I've fallen and can't do stand up!"

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What's the difference between a bad comedian and Mike Tyson getting kicked out of an orgy?

One fucks up the punchline, the other punches up the fuck-line

What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian?

A bunch of butchered jokes

Why do US presidents make bad comedians?

Because they keep bombing

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Did you know bad comedians increase the number of abortions?

They always fuck up the delivery.

You can now order bad comedians off the internet.

They have one weak delivery.

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