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Why are most solar systems bad business partners?

Most are rated one star and even the best only have three.

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Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. St. Peter comes out to greet them.

"Sorry about this guys," says St. Peter. "God didn't realize just how many people would get into heaven, so we have a new policy. You now have to tell me the story of how you died, and if I think it's sad or interesting enough, I'll let you in."

He walks up to the first man who is a nerdy, bo...

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Why do prostitutes simply don't give a ?

It's a bad business practice.
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