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Bad Boxer Jokes

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What's the similarity between a bad boxer and a porn star?

They both take a pounding in the ring.

A bad boxer

During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

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An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter...

Dear Ma & Pa,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But...

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Halloween joke

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a bad boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count!

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