Because when there's a twist it doesn't surprise anybody.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian and a father telling jokes about stationery?
One is bad at telling dick jokes. The other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar...
A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar, but do not order anything and immediately started to wiggle their arms at each other like squids. The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??" The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?" <...
My friend David lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dave.
well i'm bad at telling jokes
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
