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Bad At Math Jokes

I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math...

Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.

Why are bacteria so bad at maths?

Because they multiply by dividing.

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Little Johnny is bad at math

Little Johnny has always been bad at math, never willing to study or apply himself. His parents never beat him, they did however move him from school to school hoping he would improve. Finally out of desperation, they took him to an all Catholic school. Within one week little Johnny improved. He wou...

Why are christians bad at math?

Because they can’t sin.

64% of the people are bad at math, according to a recent statistic

Lucky me, I belong to the other 46%

Why are all atheists bad at math?

The don't believe in higher powers

They say 88 percent people are bad at maths

Luckily I am among the remaining 22 percent.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said I was bad at math,

I'd have $264.13.

I'm somehow bad at math

Like I'm 85% funny and 25% bad at math

A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago:

Why are bacteria so bad at math?

Because they multiply by dividing.

RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.

The Ohio million dollar vaccine lottery is just targeting people who are bad at math.

But then again, only people who are bad at math wouldn't get the vaccine.

What's got three thumbs and is bad at maths?

THIS guy!

I was so bad at math my bank refused to give me a loan

Thank god I had someone to cosine

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Jewish Kid who is Bad at Math

There is a Jewish family with a son who is horrible at math. They've tried everything they could think of to get his scores up. Tutoring, different schools, nothing has worked. Finally they hear from some friends at Synagogue that they had the same issue with their son, and sending him to catholi...

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How is having a small dick like being bad at math?

You have to count on your fingers.

I am bad at math, I often mix up multiplication and division.

Though I am great at biology, cause they’re the same damn thing!

When I was a young boy, I was bad at Maths

I was so bad that I was expelled from my school for failing that subject so often. Because of this, my father sent me to Catholic school and after going for a year, my grades improved. The reason being, the second I walked through that door and saw the guy nailed to the fricking plus sign, I knew th...

Everyone likes to laugh at other people's inability with numbers. However, 45% of people consider themselves bad at math, every twentieth member of the population hates decimals, 1 out of 5 people can't do mental arithmetic and 3/10 can't do fractions without a calculator.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

I'm 100% me.

I'm 73% bad at math, and 27% full of self doubt.

Genie: you get three wishes

Me: I wish you were bad at math

Genie: Ok done! You have six wishes left

A group of researchers were interested in studying...

...some of the complex effects of stereotype threat in test-taking situations. Stereotype threat is a social psychology theory that states an individual may experience anxiety when they have the potential to confirm a negative stereotype, thus adversely affecting their performance on a test. For exa...

Peter wanted to renovate his house ...

He knocked everything old down and tore off the wallpapers. With the house being full of nooks and crannies, he was struggling to calculate what amount of new wallpapers to buy.

Luckily he heard his neighbour Jimmy coming home and asked him how many rolls he bought, when he was rapapering his...

Just some funny one-liners

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

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