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Why is jesus bad at basketball?

Because the romans crossed him up

Why are coronavirus patients bad at basketball?

They always travel

Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?

Her coach is a pumpkin.

Why are fish bad at basketball?

They are afraid of the net

Why are Sovereign Citizens bad at basketball?

They're always travelling and they don't recognize the court.

I played basketball with a friend yesterday

You know you're bad at basketball when you start off playing horse and end up playing pig... At one point we considered just playing Pi, but then it would never end!!

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