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Bad Aim Jokes

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What do you call a porn actor with bad aim?

Mr Completely

My girlfriend is really mad at me because I have bad aim when I pee...

Apparently I should try harder not to get it in her eyes.

Optimist Joe

An optimist by every account, Joe was sitting in the bar when his friends come to him and say, "Joe, how can you call yourself an optimist when bad things are always happening ?" To which Joe replied, "there's always a good side to every situation, you just have to know it."

So, they tell Joe...

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