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Me: I’m scared of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: tell me why


Me: *screams*

Why did my girlfriend leave?

My girlfriend said we had to have a serious talk. She had enough of me constantly singing “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys. She said if I didn’t stop singing that song, she was done with the relationship and would leave.

I said, “Tell me why?”

My wife told me to stop quoting Backstreet Boys in normal conversations

"Tell me why", I replied

What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist?

Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache

"Mom, kids at school bully me saying I'm a Backstreet Boy"

"Who is calling you that? "
"Everybooody.... Yeeeeeeaaahh"

Thats not how the song goes...

You were singing backstreet boys and i was singing “in sync”

Jack The Ripper once auditioned for a men's music group.

Apparently, he wasn't the sort of Backstreet Boy they were after.

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So I went to the therapist...

Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?



Me: Well I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys



Therapist? Tell me why...



Me: Screams

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A man is told by a friend that he needs to seek some help for his irrational fear

So he goes to see a new therapist. The therapist asks the man what his fear is. The man responds:

"I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys"


The Therapist then responds:


"Tell me why"

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A man walks into a therapist for his first session

Man: “I am extremely scared of the Backstreet Boys, I think they are after me”

Therapist: “Tell me why?”

Man: “oh my god”

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I finally admit that I have a problem and I decide to see a therapist

Therapist: what brings you in today?

Me: I find myself very anxious in social situations

Therapist: please explain

Me: right now all my friends are obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and they always play “I want it that way”

Therapist: and this bothers you?

Me: I ha...

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