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Baby Wipes Jokes

I just traded four rolls of toilet paper and a package of baby wipes for a 2017 Maserati.

I am going to miss that car.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

IN the supermarket today,

I saw a man with a trolley full of toilet paper, hand sanitiser, baby wipes, soap, everything that people need. I told him what a selfish fuck he was. He said, “That’s all well and good, mate, but l work here so can l finish stocking the shelves now?”

How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off?

By using baby wipes.

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