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Baby Goat Jokes

Did you hear a baby goat robbed a bank last week?

The news has dubbed him "Billy the Kid."

Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matur baby?

“What’s a matur baby?”

Nothing much, what’s a matter with you baby.

I hate when people pet baby goats

You’re literally touching kids, perverts!

Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies." Betty Goat responds, "Hell no. No baby goats for me..."

"I'm not kidding."

What was the name of the movie about a baby goat that learns karate?

The Karate Kid

A female sheep walks into a bar with a baby cow and a baby goat

Bartender says: Ewe Calf to be Kidding me!

My friend asked me to pet his baby goat. I had to decline.

I'm not going to jail for touching a kid.

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Id love to get mad at my baby goat when she headbutts.

But you cant blame her. Shes just a kid.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Kids today will never know how awesome Pogs were. Or how to drive a stick shift. Or how to speak.

Really, most things escape baby goats.

The one with a big hole and an anvil

So there were two hunters walking in the wilderness when one spots a giant hole.

"Holy guacamole, look out for that hole!" he says to the other hunter.

Noticing it, the second hunter has an idea. "I wonder how deep it is." he says, picking up a rusty anvil sitting on the ground and dro...

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The local community was being to believe the new teacher was grooming their kids

They were pissed to find all baby goats in town with a perm and a fresh trim.

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Not your usual goat joke

I walked past a baby goat sleeping. I was later arrested for kidnapping, has nothing to do with the kid napping, they just found my basement

I found an addictive game at an arcade.

It's a version of whack-a-mole, except to avoid any copyright issues, you try to whack baby goats. It might sound lame, but I was getting the hang of it and I had almost beaten the high score.

It was already late, and I didn't notice the time passing by. By the time I had actually gotten the...

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