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Baby Delivery Jokes

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Baby Delivery

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"

"Well, yes, but only once."
"Once is all it takes" he replied.


Then the torso came out and it was ye...

The woman had just woken up from a traumatic baby delivery...

The doctor is standing next to her, and he says "I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby was born with severe birth defects."

She says "Oh my god! I have to see my baby now!"

The doctor tells her that he does not recommend it, but since she insisted, he took her to the ICU.

When they ...

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I hope all goes well with Princess Kate's baby delivery..,

...but I think it might turn out to be a royal pain in the ass.

Making Babies

A couple went to the hospital for their baby delivery. The wife was very sickly and fragile. The deliver had to be a Caesarean section. The husband was pacing the hallways while the wife was in surgery. The nurse finally came out of the delivery room with a little package wrapped in a blue blank...

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