They’re strong against bugs, but weak against rocks and electricity.
Babies are like pancakes
You have every right to throw the first one away
Babies are like farts.
We only like our own.
Babies are like new tattoos
They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
